Today I was thinking about my super boyless spinsty life. Mostly because a cat followed me home from church. Yes. A cat, but mostly also because two hours later there was another one of those furry critters in my backyard basically begging me to feed it.. Now theres one staring at me through the window at work.
I knew this would happen.
Theres no way i'm feeding it, I know where that leads (how to knit books and drawn on eyebrows...ew). Hopefully one day i'll get married... Until then I'll continue dissapointing my dear sweet elders as they ask "are you dating anyone!?" with a broad smile on their faces and see it suddenly turn to a sour look of discust as I say "(sigh)...no, I'm not."
So listen, I'll work on it. I guess it's time I started going tanning again...
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